- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

hi

What's your name? You tell me.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

womens rights!

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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