What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

look left now look right. washing machine

Sea World Japan.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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