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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

james schmitt whats your last name

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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