- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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i fondle myself every night....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

who farted? umm........that guy.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

There is a car full of black people.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

My sister has to take a dump

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