What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Women's Rights

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

women's rights.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Jews for Jesus

96

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I don't get it

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Hi colton

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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