- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Go away.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Sea World Japan.

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Baseball

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Avery has crabs.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Womens Rights.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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