how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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lewis bedford

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Anti Joke

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