A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

penis that is all

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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