Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Obama.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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