a black father

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What is brown and sticky?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Religion

who farted? umm........that guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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