Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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whats better than shoes feet

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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