Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Women's Basketball.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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