- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Hello I'm a fat kid

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

if it's friday, it must be China

A Jew returns change.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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