- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Golf.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Women Drivers.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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