- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

women's rights

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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