What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Nicholas Cage

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Lebron Traveled

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Hi poop!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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