roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

sweaty black guy

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

This is not Will Smith.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Men's rights

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Hey Caleb.

Please don't rape me.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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