A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Dear John,

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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