- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Google Doodles

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Avery has crabs.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

NEVER

American Idol

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Dozer has a soul

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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