Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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memes

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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WNBA

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Anti Joke

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