the chicken whent boomand then died

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Teen pregnancy

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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newt gingrich

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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