What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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two fish are in a tank.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Punchline.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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