How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Womens Rights.

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Tacos

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Women's rights.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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women's rights.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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