How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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knock knock your gay

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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your mother is so lesbian

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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A man. That is all.

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Penis in a box.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Your Mom

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Anti Joke

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