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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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sixty....eight.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

The glass is half an hour.

nine...eleven

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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