Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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ollie is a fag so are you

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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A man walks into a bar.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Anti Joke

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