- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

666 im christian

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

im black

Patrick is gay

Go away.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Can I touch it?

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