Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Water, please.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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ur mother

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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