Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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World peace

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Yeah, totally.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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NEVER

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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