A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Adam Sandler.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Patrick is gay

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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