What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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I'm gay.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Anti Joke

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