Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Poop

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Knock Knock Come in

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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