how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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