- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What did you say? I don't know.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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