You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Women's Rights

You know George Washington? He died.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

OGC - tilt your head

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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