A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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no u

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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