-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Lil' Wayne

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Hitler is my role model

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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