How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Small titties.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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The WNBA

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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