Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Windows Vista

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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