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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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You know George Washington? He died.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer