What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

penis that is all

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

a show horse jumps over a bar

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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