What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

brett is a dick

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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