- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Knock, knock. Come in!

obama is a good president

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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