What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Women's rights.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Knock knock Come in!

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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