What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

ROSS G IS OBESE

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Banana(s)

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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