- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

"Hello." "Hi."

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

I love Ciara!

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Women's rights.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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