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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Women's sports.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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potatoes

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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