Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Tennesse

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Windows Vista

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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robin, get in the car.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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