What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Women's sports.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

thumb_up thumb_down +37

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

thumb_up thumb_down +33

like my drawing of a white person?

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

thumb_up thumb_down +29

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

thumb_up thumb_down +29

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops