- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

Small titties.

Ben Colbert is gay

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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