Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Teen pregnancy

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Can I touch it?

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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My mom just died....

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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