A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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ps3

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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no u

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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