What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Your mom goes to college

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Justin Bieber

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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