- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Yeah, totally.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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