What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Your mom

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

cory is gay

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...