what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Anti Joke

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