- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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