What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Compton

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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My mom just died....

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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