what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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