- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

A Mexican walks into a club.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

like my drawing of a white person?

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Teen pregnancy

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

women's lacrosse.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

suck my dick.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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