Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Obama-Care

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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