Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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penis

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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The horse said "nay."

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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The WNBA.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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YOU IS DUM

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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