Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

A guy is playing cod

Grapefruit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

baby seal walks into a bar

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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