What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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