Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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