You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Someone told me about this website.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Hey Caleb.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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