why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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