why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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NEVER

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's up? The sky.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Pavel Novak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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