What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Penis.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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69

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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