- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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