Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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The Economy

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Communism

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Grapefruit.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Write your own

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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