- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know George Washington? He died.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Chuck Norris

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

john liked the paper........ so he took it

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Penis

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Akshaytiger World

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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