What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Dozer has a soul

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Icecream

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American Idol

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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potato farming

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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