- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

A jew went to Germany.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Water, please.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

i hate you.

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