- Anti Joke

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

baby seal walks into a bar

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

you will die someday

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Penis

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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