whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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weiner? balls

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Grapefruit.

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Obama-Care

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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