A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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A black goes to college

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Womens rights

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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women's lacrosse.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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