- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Do you know that car over there? No.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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