- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

A black goes to college

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Jokes are funny.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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