Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Yeah, totally.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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