Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

People Eating Tasty Animals

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Pavel Novak

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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