Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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dead babies

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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knock knock your gay

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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