Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Fuck her

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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