How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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your mother is so lesbian

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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im black

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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