- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

I only like NY as a friend.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

i heart wiener

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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