- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

dead babies

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

A Muslim blows up a bar

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

A man. That is all.

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