- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

like my drawing of a white person?

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Why was johny late to school? He died

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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