A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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A man. That is all.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Women"s Rights

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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