Hello I'm a fat kid

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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French people

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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NEVER

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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69

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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