Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Dozer has a soul

People Eating Tasty Animals

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

So dont touch it

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

you will die someday

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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