why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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minorities.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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