What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

jewish people like other jewish people.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Don't rape me!

Time flies like a banana.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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