A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Grapefruit.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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