The glass is half an hour.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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