- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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