What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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cot!

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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