What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Mitt Romney for president.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

lol

Penis in a box.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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