- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone told me about this website.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

shut up

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What's white and sticky? Glue

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

I don't get it

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

A man. That is all.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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