I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

Anal cheese curds.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

NEVER

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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