- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

I came.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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