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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

women's rights.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

nine...eleven

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

i wish i was a tree !

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

A guy is playing cod

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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