- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Chuck Norris

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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