- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

A guy is playing cod

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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