why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Communism

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Your Mom

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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I came.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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