What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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your mother is so lesbian

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Patrick is gay

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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lol

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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