What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Penis

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What flys? A fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Hello I'm a fat kid

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

My mom's dead

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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