What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Jewish People

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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