A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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