- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

guess what? chicken butt.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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