- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

stuff and dogs {()}

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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