obama is a good president

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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No

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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i heart wiener

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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