obama is a good president

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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http://www.ladsta.com

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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No

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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