milly, milly, milly, cat

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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SPAMS!!!

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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