666 im christian

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

where do the women go? the womanarium

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Oh, I must be hearing things.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

I came.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Hey Caleb.

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