What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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dead babies

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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