- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

women's rights.

two fish are in a tank.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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