What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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No

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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