knock knock whos there .. derp

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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obama is a good president

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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No.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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