your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Penis in a box.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

women's rights.

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