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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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My mom's dead

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A black goes to college

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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